
These are bleak times. The economy is not doing so well. It seems like all the kids are allergic to peanuts. Everyone in Congress wants to kill each other. Europe is imploding. The Kardashians are still around. This year Black “Friday” impeded on your Thanksgiving Thursday post-Turkey and football coma. An earthquake damaged the nation’s most hilarious monument, the Washington monument. Can things get any worse? Yes, they definitely can. The United States can be overrun with a bunch of zombies and the only way to escape that horrific future is by driving away in a Hyundai Tucson.

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